Saturday, February 16, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Set Us Up The Bomb

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

In response to North Korea's latest nuclear test, Obama...

#5 Apostic: ...hit one over par on the third hole.

#4 D***Cat: ...shot some skeet. And a spaniel for dinner.

#3 Dohtimes: ...said “I’m not worried, if you lie down with dogs in N. Korea you get up with dinner, just like here”.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...offered to share with Kim Jong Un some of his favorite dog recipes.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

In response to North Korea's latest nuclear test, Obama wrote an executive order mandating that everyone learn the Gangnam Style dance in preparation for welcoming our new Korean masters.

Congratulations blarg.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:  

Al Gore's latest proposal to stop climate change...get Obama to push more climate hope.

Congratulations Bob.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

In response to space rocks falling out of the sky, Obama...


  1. ...offered to unconditionally negotiate with the Vogons

  2. declared the holes shovel ready

  3. ...designated preventing such attacks from space as his "number one priority." To that end, he declared that there is no reason for an American civilian to possess more than 7 stones, decried the proliferation of high-powered slingshots, and labeled all rocks weighing more than 5 pounds as "assault boulders."

    Meanwhile, he approved the shipment of 50 trebuchets to Gaza, and authorized a half-billion-dollar loan to an experimental energy-efficient glass house manufacturer.

  4. Kept his bucket on his head.

  5. Had the Secret Service detail keep his Skeet Shooting Blunder-buss nearby.

  6. Told Biden to go out and look for Easter eggs on the lawn.

  7. ...has announced a new program, called Operation Chicken Little, to study ways to stop the sky from falling. Al Gore will lead the program.

  8. his Atari out of storage to polish his Asteroids skills.

  9. ...equipped every unicorn that flies out of his butt with a rock hammer.

  10. ...declared that they would only be a problem for Uranus.