Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Great Happy Glorious North Korea

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

In the latest bizarre video from North Korea...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...Kim Jong Un riding Dennis Rodman Gangnam style.

#4 Eric Praline: ...Kim Jong Il gets out of grave and dances to Thriller.

#3 FormerHostage: ...the entire Korean People’s Army does the Harlem Shake.

#2 blarg: ...Kim Jong Un sings “Call Me Maybe” while holding a picture of Obama in a sparkly heart frame.

And the best line goes to A Guy Named Rob:

In the latest bizarre video from North Korea, it starts out with scrolling words floating in outer space, that no one in NK can read, while the narrator proudly reveals the new North Korean battle fleet star cruisers, and their new imperial general, Darth Vader. 

Congratulations Rob.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from A Guy Named Rob:

To keep a firm grip on Prince Harry, Chris Christie...must be willing to remove a hand from Obama first.

Congratulations Rob.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Joe Biden has already come up with his 2016 campaign slogan...