Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Holy Roller

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The most surprising moment during the Pope's farewell speech...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...was when he read from the book of Armaments.

#4 Apostic: ...was when the Popemobile transformed into the Autobot “Holy Roller.”

#3 D***Cat: ...was when he summed up his time as pope saying “If my pontificate was Battletoads, it would be like I made it all the way to the Terra Tubes without dying on my first ever play through.”

#2 Oppo: ...was that he was Holy Seequestered.

And the best line goes to Bob in Feenicks:

The most surprising moment during the Pope's farewell speech was when he said, “Fight the real enemy,” and tore up a picture of Sinead O’Connor. 

Congratulations Bob.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

After seeing how Michigan was able to take over Detroit, Obama...took over the nearest golf course.

Congratulations Bob.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

After Dennis Rodman's success in North Korea, John Kerry...


  1. ...was seen sporting blackface and clip-on lip-piercings.

  2. ...said that the head of the SPCA asked him to get Obama to call him.

    ...wished that he had not thrown his lip, nose and ear piercings over the DMZ.

  3. dyed his hair green and pierced his nose

  4. Still has the face of a horse.

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  5. ...sent Latrell Sprewell to meet with Hugo Chavez.

  6. ... asked how much foreign aid it would take for Kim Jong Un to share that great dog recipe with his boss.

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