Thursday, March 21, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Blog

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The name and/or tagline of Obama's blog would be...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...It’s Still Bush’s Fault

#4 Son of Bob: ...The Daily Excuse.

#3 Oppo: Fore!fathers: “How To Golf Your Way Through Fore!eign Affairs”

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...InstaPresident -AKA The Puppy Eater.

And the best line goes to Manolo:

The name and tagline of Obama's blog would be ”Obamaville,” a personal coaching site dedicated to helping Americans turn personal wealth, self-sufficiency, steady employment, and home ownership into bankruptcy, government dependency, unemployment, and homelessness.

Congratulations Manolo.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

During his trip to Israel, Obama...announced he is the Messiah they've been waiting for.

Congratulations Bob.


Now here's a line for you guys to have fun with:

The prayer note Obama stuck in the Wailing Wall in Israel said...


  1. ....remember, it's gasoline, not diesel, you idiot.

  2. Taking some poetic liscense with this one and dropping the "said"...

    The prayer note Obama stuck in the Wailing Wall in Israel was found in the White House mail the next day stamped "RETURN TO SENDER".

  3. ...Oh, please let it look like Bush's fault.

  4. ..."Juicy Fruit" -he was just getting rid of his chewing gum wrapper.

  5. ...Allahu Akbar.....this message will self destruct in 59 more seconds.

  6. Let the missiles strike where I ain't