Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Taxing Layoffs

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

What will become of the laid off IRS workers...

#5 Oppo: ...They’ll mope around feeling depreciated.

#4 Max: ...They will all become TSA agents. After all, auditing skills translate very well into body cavity searching skills.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...telemarketers have to come from somewhere.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...they’ll have more time for their favorite hobby- waterboarding orphans.

And the best line goes to Eric Praline:

What will become of the laid off IRS workers? Now that their work-visas are expired, they’ll be deported back to Mordor.

Congratulations Eric.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks

After Dennis Rodman's success in North Korea, John Kerry...sent Latrell Sprewell to meet with Hugo Chavez.

[So THAT's what happened to Chavez...]

Congratulations Bob.


Now here's a line for you people to bandy around...

With Kim Jong Un pacified and Hugo Chavez out of the way, John Kerry...


  1. will be vacationing with Michelle.

  2. ...has time to send his baby blue pants suit to the cleaners.

  3. ...will now be able to focus on Benghazi follow up (auuuugghhh!)

  4. ...can get his boat back from that Rhode Island tax haven he parked it in

  5. ...only has Mahmoud left to surrender to.

  6. ...can work full time on his main goal of getting Uncle Fester to use a CFL bulb.

  7. sending the Harlem Globetrotters to Iran.

  8. will stand on his back legs and bray triumphantly.