Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: A Wookie to Klingon Dictionary

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama is more useless than...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...than a trillion dollar coin.

#4 Apostic: ...than a smiley face button on a honey badger.

#3 Writer: ...Michael Moore(on)’s third chin.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: tips from Helen Thomas.

And the best line goes to FormerHostage:

Obama is more useless than soap in an Occupy camp.

Congratulations FormerHostage!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Dohtimes:

The White House is considering cancelling the annual Easter Egg Roll and instead...allowing two kids with pooper scoopers to take the White House Lawn Tour.Congratulations Dohtimes.


Now here's a line for you guys to contemplate:

During his trip to Israel, Obama...


  1. ...tried to sell them the Mexico/U.S. border fence.

  2. ... will win me a $50 bet when he visits the Wailing Wall and says "you didn't build that."

  3. ...accidentally bowed to Netanyahu, then quickly apologized, explaining, "I thought you were Mahmoud Abbas."

  4. ...awoke the next morning and felt a very strong urge to have his Air Force One pilot arrested.

  5. ...announced he is the Messiah they've been waiting for.

  6. 's limo broke down... wait a minute... that really did happen.

  7. ...made a play to secure his legacy while visiting the foot of the Temple Mount, saying, "Mr. Netanyahu, tear down this wall!"