Saturday, April 27, 2013

Congratulations to our own Lactose the Intolerant!!

C E L E B R A T E 

So I guess Keln heard that I'm an engineer so he asked me to start poking around the place, looking for ways to improve things.  He wants me to look at the pageview data and stuff and send him some pretty graphs and tables.  So I started checking things out.

It was not long before I recognized that we have a celebrity in our midst.  One of our bloggers stands head and shoulders above the rest in nearly every category.  I hate to make the other guys (and me) feel bad, but it's just the truth....and sometime the truth hurts.  We still have to deal with it.

This dwarf has a LOT of talent and a LOT of people have noticed.  He wrote the Nuking Politics post with the most page views EVER back in September.  It has hundreds more views than the next closest, and most of the high scoring posts are his. The crazy thing is that his posts are so popular, they get views and comments daily.  It's incredible.  It's as though he has a little groupie-type following. Maybe they call themselves Lactose Lovers or something. I'm not sure. But they exist.

I thought, in light of this discovery, that I should post some of their recent comments on Lactose's brilliant posts. They really love this guy.  WOW!!

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This is just a small sampling of the huge volume of fan comments our Lactose has received. They want to keep their affection for him secret, though, so they always sign their posts "Anonymous".  Although their remarks are in dire need of the Grammar Hammer, the sentiments are surely sincere. They're so awestruck by him it's almost scary. They just love their Lactose.  Maybe I should send them this. It could only help.



  1. The great landlord has blessed Lactose. Superior sensation to you! And may your loading velocity always be amazing!

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