Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Axis of Feeble Trifecta

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Joe Biden said we should "create a new world order" because...

#5 can of spam: ...remembering the sequence of letters in the alphabet is just too dang hard in the current order.

#4 Jimmy: ...the old world order is tired, run down and has iron-poor blood. Plus, it's patriotic!

#3 walruskkkch: ...the little voices inside his head insist. Strenuously.

#2 Bob in Feeniks: ...socialism isn't going to establish itself.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes:

Joe Biden said we should "create a new world order" because the Obama-Biden-Clinton Axis of Feeble fell on its a** and it landed on John F'n Kerry.   

(a tiny bit of PG censorship and grammar hammer applied :)

Congratulations Dohtimes.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feeniks:

The White House plans to intercept a North Korean missile with...a rape whistle and then urinating on North Korea.

Congratulations Bob.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Obama's new budget came out. Joe Biden....


  1. ... was severely chastised for leaving drool marks on it

  2. longer needs to blurt out random numbers.

    ...applauded its courage and vowed to fight for its right to marry whoever it wishes.

  3. 's budget fired a shotgun at it.

  4. ...made a paper doll chain out of it.

  5. said, "Of course it's balanced, it weighs the same as I do!"

  6. ...struggled to recall a conversation about budgets with his dad that didn't involve a shotgun.

  7. said that he'd known it was gay all along.