Monday, April 29, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - He Didn't Build that Bicycle

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

What's wrong with this picture? 

#5 RAML : He normally spews e.coli. Never heard of him cleaning it up.

#4 plentyobailouts: There is green, but no clubs.

#3 Bunkerhillbilly: That Carpenter isn’t seated behind him on a tandem bicycle yelling “YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!” (but does he hate Obama too like he hates the rest of us scum of the earth?)

#2 Oppo:…Um… Obama’s fearfully ready to hit the brakes at any second on a bike that can’t go Forward(!) because its rear wheel is up off the ground.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from can of spam!

What's wrong with this picture? It misses the moment where he gets beaten up by two girls after he tells them that they didn’t build that.

COOKIES to can of spam!


I think I failed to mention that I have a twin sister. Ummm....she looks like me, sure, but she's a little, well....grumpy sometimes. I think we should all be as nice to her as we can when she shows up around here.  Maybe if she feels like she has friends she'll stop being so....well....ummm....

You should read This Blog Doesn't Need a Princess, it Needs a Nanny: Nanny Unny by my sister.  Cookies to Unnonymiss! If she doesn't want them (and she probably doesn't) I'll share them with you guys. But you should know: never EVER take "cookies" from Unny. Hers are uncookies....and well....they can be teensy bit hazardous to your health.

Thanks for your comments on NP's Nuke the Punchline.  You guys are the best.  My favorite responses for Nuking Politics' straight line:

When she heard about California's proposed "penny-per-ounce" tax, Michelle...

#3: Rodney Dill: said the tax should only be a cookie per wookie.

#2: Bob in Feenicks: demanded her butt get an exception.

And my favorite was from Oppo again:

When she heard about California's proposed "penny-per-ounce" tax, Michelle...advised California to beware the Grammar Hammer, because of its improper sin tax.

COOKIES to Oppo!

Now here's a line for you guys to try to impress me:

Now that people are more afraid of government than terror, Joe Biden...


  1. ...canceled that order for 72 million pressure cookers.

    ...had Obama declare a war on kind of creepy.

  2. offering free shotgun lessons to anyone who is afraid of the government. They just need to send him their contact information...

  3. ...went back to being called Larry, with his brother Darryl, and his other brother Darryl.

  4. ...changed his title to President of Vice

  5. ...preferred to be called Sheik Muhammad

  6. ...became known as the Harlem Sheik

  7. Piddles himself in fear every time he looks in the mirror - after it was explained to him that being Vice President means he's part of the government.

  8. ...suggested that Eric Holder use all the resources of the Department of Justice to engage in warrantless searches to find any signs of government in people's homes.

  9. ...he's going to borrow Grumpy Cat and reprise Ernst Stavro Blofeld in an upcoming James Bond Movie.

  10. ...called off his all points bulletin for Scottish, Boston, and Bull Terriers.