Thursday, May 16, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Chicago is so Crooked it's Shaped like a Gun

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Crime Has Gotten So Out of Control in Chicago…

the city is even SHAPED like a gun :)

#5 Bob in Feenicks : …Mob bosses have requested government funding to help reorganize crime.

#4 rodney dill: …Chicago criminals are moving to Detroit for some peace and quiet.

#3 walruskkkch : …even the Mob is asking for better policing.

#2@boston_bubba : … they had to start sending their criminals to Washington.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Conservatarian:

Crime Has Gotten So Out of Control in Chicago…the auction for the next presidential election has been suspended by ebay.

COOKIES to Conservatarian!

This has nothing to do with anything but it made me laugh.  I guess this is how the male super-heroes would look if they had to stand "sexily" the way they draw the female ones.  Geez Unny would throw a fit.  What do you guys think?


I love it when you guys comment on my NP lines. :)  My favorite response was from Bob B. :

When he learned that physically strong men tend to right wing views, President Obama...took a page from Bloomberg, and banned lifting anything over 16 ounces.

COOKIES to Bob B.!

No "declared America a "muscle-free zone" "?

No "made men get their "guns" (biceps) registered" ?

No "immediately discredited the study as clearly racist" ?



Here's a new line for you to try:

How much do you think little Frank J. will weigh when he finally appears? :)


  1. ...the same as a duck.

  2. ...about as much as a henway......go ahead - ask it......

    ...about the same as 3 dozen chocolate chip, 2 dozen macadamia nut, and 1 large angle food cake. At least, that's what I'd offer in trade....

    ... 9.375 x 10exp(-6) fully loaded 747

    ...impossible to measure, as the destiny child will simply hover and grant 3 wishes to the one who finds it first.

  3. ...depends on how many cookies he gets.

    ...more than that lightweight Obama.

  4. ...with or without his rocket launcher?

    ...we'll find out just as soon as the baby takes a break from punching hippies.

  5. Replies
    1. Ooooh. That's awfully close to my guess. 8 lbs 3 oz.

    2. the photo I'd say we're in the ballpark.

    3. ...the photo at IMAO, not the one you used above.

  6. ...don't know... still trying to figure out the airspeed of an unladen swallow.

  7. using age as a guide he should have topped out at 93 pounds this morning.