Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Safe Sex for Zoos, Too

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Michelle Obama’s Plan to Expand Her Anti-Obesity Campaign to Zoos…

#5 rodney dill : by hosting zumba dances with wolves.  :)

#4 Iowa Jim : is not in the ten most absurd ideas to come out of the White House since January 20, 2009.

#3 walruskkkch : came to an inglorious end when she tried to get a tiger to try some tofu.

#2 Raml : Had the Skinny Cow brand really pumped up.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from c64wood:

Michelle Obama’s Plan to Expand Her Anti-Obesity Campaign to Zoos…… was only the first step. Next there’ll be classes for the animals on safe sex and how to properly use a condom.

Cookies to c64wood!

Today I made sugar cookies at Joshua's request. Do they look yummy?

Hey, so the Nuking Politics Straight Line Challenge between Keln and me is ON!  I have my line from Harvey...and I'm working on my top 10 list oh so busily.  Don't forget to go to IMAO next Monday to vote!

This is gonna be so awesome. :)

Lots of great comments on the NP line this time. :)  The ones I liked best were:

What's the newest option available on the 2014 Mercedes S-Class?

#3 Fly: Automatic perfume atomizer. The "automatic" part is triggered when farts are detected. This is a fact.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: The right to introduce yourself last name first, then your full name.

My favorite response was from Harvey:

What's the newest option available on the 2014 Mercedes S-Class?  It comes with a "get out of IRS audit free" card.
[I think I know which car Lactose will be buying soon...] :)

Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies to Harvey!


Here's a new line for you to try:

Now that the IRS is pleading the Fifth, who else will? for what?


  1. Hillary will plead the fifth, because only 4 people died in Benghazi. No fifth, no scandal!

  2. Joe Biden, catching wind of all this FIfth-taking, will say, "Hey, I'd like a fifth too! Y'know how we Irish are!"

  3. The wookie will, for pulling off arms... not that anyone knows what, "WWOOOOOROORRROWWWWOOO" means anyway.

  4. The National Weather Service.... 'nuff said.

  5. Every single taxpayer, next April 15.

  6. I don't know about pleading the fifth, but I will be drinking a few.

  7. Chris Christie. . . . For a fifth slice of pie, that is!

  8. I'm pleading The Fifth Element, because Milla Jovovich was hotter than a two dollar pistol and probably needs to be frisked, which makes perfect, rational sense if you are a guy.

  9. I cannot answer that questions on the grounds it may lead to self incrimination! I, therefore, plead the fifth

  10. ...Joe Biden is pleading the Fifth Dimension regarding the time he went up, up, and away in his beautiful balloon.