Nuke the Punchline - Veggies for NY

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

A New York City public school will begin serving only vegetarian meals. Featured on the menu…

#5 Just Cathy w/a C :Tofu burger topped with cheese made from non-Bovine-Growth-Hormone cow’s milk…wait a minute, Gwyneth Paltrow says cow’s milk is bad for you…topped with soy cheese product, and served on an artisanal bun, wait a minute, that bun may have genetically modified wheat in it. Here’s a celery stick kid. Get outta here.

#4 c64wood: …it won’t matter because all the kids will be either smuggling good food in their backpacks or bunking off to Mickey D’s.

#3 Oppo: ...is a whine list.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...Mayor Bloomberg’s own version of uncookies.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes:

A New York City public school will begin serving only vegetarian meals. Featured on the menu was a reminder of Bloomberg’s goal of reinterpreting the Constipation of the United States.

COOKIES to Dohtimes!

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Thanks for your comments on NP's Nuke the Punchline.  You guys are the best :)  My favorite responses for Nuking Politics' straight line were

If google glasses can take a picture with a wink, a blink...

#3 Rodney Dill: ...will fire a hellfire missile from your drone*
*(drone and drone app sold separately)

#2 can of spam: ... will erase all American and Christian holidays from your calendar app and replace them with birthdays of totalitarian dictators.

and my favorite line was from Bob B.:

If google glasses can take a picture with a wink, a blink...will get you out of trouble, just like in "I Dream of Jeannie".

COOKIES to Bob B!

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Today's line is from my sister, Unnonymiss:

What in the WORLD can we do to fix Anonymiss's funny (#47 and on)???  (I TOLD you guys she had no right to judge you. If you'd just listened to me we wouldn't be in this mess. Geez!)