Sunday, June 16, 2013

Sacred Ground

Anybody hear Nancy Pelosi say, as a "practicing and respectful Catholic," that late-term abortion is, to her, "Sacred Ground?"

I couldn't believe it. Does she really think that late-term abortion is compatible with Catholic doctrine? Can this woman, the most politically powerful woman in the history of the country, really be that mindbogglingly stupid?

Yes. Yes she can.

I researched a little and found a few other interesting things that Nancy Dearest thinks are compatible with Catholic doctrine.

  • Free contraceptives for everyone
  • Sleeping through mass
  • Gargling with Communion wine
  • Communion wafer Frisbee
  • Demonizing people who disagree with her as hateful
  • Socialism
  • Communism
  • Drowning kittens in the lake
  • The NAMBLA lifestyle
  • Capping income with a 100% marginal tax rate
  • Wearing white after Labor Day
  • Pooping on Police Cars
  • Living high on the taxpayers' dime
  • Legislating idiocy
  • Passing laws to find out what's in them
  • Drinking heavily while on the job
  • Teargassing Tea Partiers
  • Worship of Baal
  • Also Moloch
  • Sacrificing conservatives to Kali
  • Kneeling before Zod
  • Teaching kids that their parents are idiots
  • Lying
  • Cheating
  • Stealing
  • Adultery
  • Bearing False Witness
  • Fostering envy because, Fairness

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