Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Bake the Punchline - Friend Flip Flop

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

John Kerry Said That “Spying on Allies Is Not Unusual”. Also Not Unusual…

#5 CLIFF :…forgetting to put on his Anti-Frankenstein make-up.

#4 Dohtimes : …the fact that not once, not ever, has any nation or person wanted to spy on Hillary Clinton.

#3 Writer :…Sandra Fluke needing her GPS in the morning to discover whose room she is in.

#2 walruskkkch :…is having fewer allies afterwards.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Apostic: 

John Kerry Said That “Spying on Allies Is Not Unusual”. Also Not Unusual…Also Not Unusual…being against spying on allies before being for it.

Macadamia Nut White Chocolate
Coconut Cookies to Apostic!

Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First bestows "Empress Kitten's Cooperation Cookies" to walruskkkch and Apostic for their combined musical effort (walrus used the song and Apostic changed a few words):

John Kerry Said That “Spying on Allies Is Not Unusual". Also Not Unusual…
 It's not unusual to spy on anyone.
It’s not unusual to put a bug – on every phone.
But when our allies say it’s something they really can’t condone
It’s not unusual to pass the buck,
Or say, “What the….” [I'm sure he meant "bad luck"]

Cookies to walruskkkch and Apostic!

We women sometimes get a bad rap. Sometimes people think we just can't understand ANYTHING. I have done my darnedest to clear up this notion. This girl, though, has not.

Oh my gosh the royals are gonna love all the great name suggestions! It was so hard to narrow them down. My favorite punchlines were from:  

What do you suggest they name the new British Royal Baby? 

#10 Bob B.: Cookie - works for either sex. (kiss up cookies to Bob B!)

#9 A Guy Named Rob: ...Seven, before George Costanza uses it! or Abbey Normal.

#8 Oppo: Sir Quester.  or  Ann Titlement.

#7 Bob in Feenicks: James Bible or Friday the 13th.

#6 A Guy Named Rob: James Tiberius.    ["James" seems to be a popular suggestion  :)]

#5 Bob B: I'm hoping for Princess Buttercup, for obvious reasons.

#4 Harvey: If it's a girl: Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First. [kiss up cookies to Harvey! excellent name]

#3 Oppo: ... Leia. Or Leiabout.

#2 A Guy Named Rob: words, just a symbol representing the Church of England, space exploration, and Oprah Winfrey.

My favorite line was from Dohtimes:

What do you suggest they name the new British Royal Baby?Prince not the Prince who was known for a while as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

Or, if it's a girl, Phone.

Cookies to Dohtimes!

Here's a new line for you to try:

Vatican clears John Paul II for sainthood. Also being considered...
(Btw... That lady looks familiar somehow...hmmm)


  1. Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First

    Or, should she decline the honor, her sister Unnonymiss

  2. ...Barack Obama. If not, Catholics are racist!

    1. We already know they're racist because he wasn't chosen as Pope. :)

  3. Saint No Big Thing

    St. Elmo's Fired

    Santa Baby

  4. St. John of the Craws (patron saint of things that stick in peoples' craws)

    St. John the Don't-Turn-Baptist

    St. Tequila (patron saint of Patron)

  5. St. Jude The Obscure Reference

  6. Harvey, patron of bacon.

  7. ...Roger Moore, the original Saint for bringing Bond back to life after he killed the whole franchise off with Moonraker.