Thursday, July 18, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Christy: Duh. Winning.

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…

#5 Drew93 Mitt Romney’s roommate in a new version of the “Odd Couple”.

#4 Solo4357: a conservative.

#3Bunkerhillbilly : The Skipper. Obama will be “his li’l buddy”.

#2 walruskkkch for votes.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Oppo

Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing... Two and a Half Men.

 (Also, Kiss up cookies to nabqrules and RAML! :)

Toffee Trifle to Oppo
nabqrules and RAML!


So...I'm still in the dungeon. I finally tried out my new baby last night:

I made almond cookie tartlet shells. I'll give out Raspberry Almond tartlets put on your best funny :)


My favorite NP punchlines:

My favorite line was from Rodney Dill:

Jimmy Carter says "America no longer has a functioning democracy". Also malfunctioning...all attempts for Obama to appear Presidential.

Truffles to Rodney Dill!

Here's a new line for you to try:

California is considering issuing digital license plates called "Smart Plates". Next to get smart...


  1. Replies
    1. "KAOS" would work well there, too.

  2. ...high school diplomas, not only digital but they will have audio capability for the graduates who can't read them.

  3. ...the batteries which power the plates using clean, non-polluting, environmentally-friendly electricity.

    Oh, and poisonous, poisonous lithium.

  4. ... Duh-- criminals who can hack them: Duh, California!

  5. Seriously. Why do libs always think they're the smartest people in the room?

    Don't they EVER tire of saying "We didn't foresee that"?

  6. ...will be another half-million residents leaving the state.

  7. ...toilets. Now the government can tax you based on how healthy you eat. *Michael Bloomberg squeals with delight*

  8. ... dinner plates, so Michelle Obama can track what and how much you eat.

  9. windscreens that create the illusion of motion, because if you're in California, you're not going anywhere!