President Obama’s Plan to Catch Edward Snowden…
#5 FredKey : Stop smiling, generally act like an angsty teenage girl, and feign romantic interest in a werewolf with great abs. Oh, SNOWDEN? Never mind then. [Oh I have very strong feelings about Twilight. Hilarious!]
#4 blarg : …take another vacation…maybe they’ll run into eachother.
#3 D***cat :…involves a full-sized baby doll made of tar.
My sister is crazy. Can you please read her bossy tirade about me and comment that she should LAY OFF!!! I'm basically alone around here and I need somebody that has my back :(
#2 a guy named Rob : …involves a box propped up on one side with a big stick holding it up, with a string tied to it, leading to Biden. Place a national secret under it, and wait.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkkch:
President Obama’s Plan to Catch Edward Snowden…be vewy quiet, he’s hunting twaitors.
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Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First bestows "Empress Kitten's Kiss Up Cookies" to blarg for his line:
President Obama’s Plan to Catch Edward Snowden …cookies.
[one of his best plans to date :) ]
[one of his best plans to date :) ]
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Do you have a favorite kind, blarg?
_______________________My sister is crazy. Can you please read her bossy tirade about me and comment that she should LAY OFF!!! I'm basically alone around here and I need somebody that has my back :(
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Lots of great responses today! My favorite punchlines were from:
This morning, thieves rammed an ATM machine with a pickup truck. The next thieving scheme...
#3 Bob B: ...pick-up an ATM with a Ram truck (it's sanctioned now!)
#2 A Guy Named Rob: ...Will undoubtedly happen in one of the 50 border states.
My favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks:
This morning, thieves rammed an ATM machine with a pickup truck. The next thieving scheme...illegal immigrants ramming the border fence with a copy of the immigration bill. Its mass alone will take out a huge portion of the fence.
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Here's a new line for you to try:
What do you suggest they name the new British Royal Baby?
British Royal Baby - the acronym would be BaRBie for a girl, BRoBie for a boy (let's hope for a girl!)
ReplyDeleteCookie - works for either sex.
Queenie - works for either sex now!
If it's a boy: Tim the Enchanter
ReplyDeleteIf it's a girl: Her Infinite Majesty Empress Kitten the First
Uther Pendragon of course!
ReplyDelete... Princess Diaper
ReplyDelete... Anna Chronism
... Lady Jane Gravy Train
... Sir Quester
... Ann Titlement
... Queen of Ireland! (that one's for bunkerhillbilly)
... Elizabeth the Whatever (for the slacker generation)
... Queen Bohemianrhapsody
... Leia. Or Leiabout.
... and if they're anywhere near in hock to the Chinese as we are. . . Broody Mally
Arthur Pendragon, the once and future King of Britian
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping for Princess Buttercup, for obvious reasons.
ReplyDeleterichie
ReplyDeletePrincess Now You Have To Hear About Me In The News For The Rest Of My Life And Pay For The Privilege If You're A British Subject And Even Bow To Me If You're Not - How Does That Work Anyway?
ReplyDeletePrincess My Mum Got Knocked Up So I Get Several Castles.
ReplyDeletePrince Oppo's Got A Problem With The Whole Concept, Doesn't He?
Prince not the Prince who was known for a while as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.
ReplyDeleteOr, if it's a girl, Phone.
Emperor of the French
ReplyDelete(Things are getting a little dull -- time to revive the Hundred Years War!)
Possible names of the future king:
ReplyDelete...Kong
...Tut
...Crimson
...Crab
...Sized Bed
...James Bible
...Friday the 13th
...Seven, before George Costanza uses it!
ReplyDelete...Lord Bacon
...James Tiberius
...Abbey Normal
...no words, just a symbol representing the Church of England, space exploration, and Oprah Winfrey