Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - No Way. Obama Was Right?

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…

#5 Dohtimes :…the words to the Star Spangled Banner and the Pledge of Allegiance, shocking many Democrats.

#4 MattMusson:…. A tweet including Spike Lee’s parents address.

#3 Apostic:…the details for splitting ill gotten funds of a bloated Michigan financial nightmare, also known as the Michael Moore divorce case.

#2 walruskkkch: George Zimmerman was going to shoot a family of four yesterday, but there were too many witnesses.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from RAML

WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…Trayvon is actually obamas son and it was all bush’s fault.

Raspberry Almond Tarts to RAML!


Keln let me out of the dungeon...so, of course, I owe him cookies...

Keln the Great on My Throne

I think I'll make him some manly bacon ones. Looks like he could use them ;)

If you haven't yet, you should go read Obama: Leading From His Behind. Springeraz really nailed it. :) Cookies to Springeraz!


Lots of awesome lines today, guys. You make me smile! :) My favorite NP punchlines:My favorite NP punchlines:

Hearing on the news that the Royals had a baby boy, President Obama...

#3 Oppo:... feigned interest as he considered how this could relate to him.

#2  FredKey: ...reminded them that the name King Barack I was reserved.

My favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks

Hearing on the news that the Royals had a baby boy, President Obama....wondered why the Royal Family would punish Kate with a baby.

Toffee Trifle to Bob in Feenicks!


Here's a new line for you to try:

Obama has asked NFL players and celebrities for Obamacare endorsement. Joe Biden has...


  1. ... recently learned to write the letters "N", "F", and "L".

  2. ...locked himself in his room, crying, because Twilight Sparkle wasn't one of the celebrities on Obama's list.

  3. ... similarly suggested Michael Vick as ASPCA spokesperson.

  4. ...locked down an endorsement deal for the official NFL shotgun.

  5. ... asked him to tone down the use of three- and four-syllable words.

  6. ...asked Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends to endorse Amtrak.

  7. ...been taking baby steps of his own, asking NASA to sponser a missle launch by the Palestinain's, who are starting a Jewish outreach program.

  8. ...the endorsement of the Hair Club for Men.

  9. ...endorsements from Oompah Loompah's

  10. ... been looking for the phone number for the letters "W" and "A," and the number "6," because they seem to sponsor the program he watches a lot.