Monday, July 15, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - The Sound of Lunatic

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

President Obama Said His Favorite Food Is Broccoli. Also on His List of Favorites…

My Favorite Things

#5 Apostic: …chien au vin.

#4 arik:…mmm! Gummi de Milo!

#3 Bob in Feenicks : …Unnonymiss’s uncookies. Especially, chocolate-lab chip and snicker-poodles.  :)

#2 Bob B :…blue, no, yel – aauuuuuggg…

And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkkch and Maverick

President Obama Said His Favorite Food Is Broccoli. Also on His List of Favorites…♪♫

Eavesdrops on Phonecalls and Spying on Emails
Drones for the striking and Gun Owners in Jail
Patriots dancing on IRS strings
These are a few of his favorite things

Red sauce on Rottweilers and hollandaised kittens
Bright copper kettles of fresh Brussels Griffons
Brown gravy collies topped with onion strings
These are a few of his favorite things

Cream covered puppies and Boxers with noodles
Dachshunds and Beagles and Schnauzers and Poodles
Properly seasoned taste like chicken wings
These are a few of his favorite things

Choom smoking homies and crispy French Poodles
Blarney and Carney and hiding his boodles
Days off to try out his spanking new Pings
These are a few of his favorite things

Joblessness growing: for which he has no cure
Liberal Flakes who attempt to keep him pure
Proving Gore’s theory frost melts into springs
These are a few of his favorite things

When he bites dog
When the Fees sting
When he’s feeling sad
He simply remembers his favorite things
And then he won’t feel so bad.

Very clever idea (that they both came up with at the same time) and then collaborated. Cooperation cookies to you!!

Note: Kiss up cookies to blarg and Dohtimes :)

Cookies to walruskkkch, Maverick
blarg and Dohtimes!

I'm still out an oven, so today I tried a no-bake peanut butter and oatmeal variety. They taste better than they look, guys... 


So...I'm still in the dungeon. I'm trying to look on the bright side. It is nice and cool down here. :)

I'm gonna try a NEW ploy. Kissing up. (Shhhh. Don't tell Keln.)

Keln wrote an amazing wonderful post over the weekend, guys, that you should check out. Keln is just so intelligent, his post is just super awesome. It is articulate and the article is so timely...I'm not sure how you're currently existing without having partaken of its wisdom. GO READ IT!! :D

(Do you think that'll work?) :P


My favorite NP punchlines:

Now that Napolitano is stepping down, replacing her...

#3 Harvey:...will be the Piranha Brothers:

#2 Rodney Dill: ...delusions of grandeur will be difficult, but Obama is up to the task.

My favorite line was from Bob B:

Now that Napolitano is stepping down, replacing her...will be a step up!

Cookies to Bob B!

You can have the last of these :)


Here's a new line for you to try:

The Lone Ranger is set to lose 150 million. Also set to lose...


  1. ...are labor unions, who finally figured out what the Tea Party folks were yelling about concerning Obamacare.

  2. ...the green light previously given to "Lone Ranger 2: Electric Boogaloo"

    Oh, and Nonny? I got some good news for you...:

  3. ...George Zimmerman... The liberal moonbats aren't just gonna walk away from this

  4. ...Obamacare Part B: Electric Boogaloo.

    ...Joe Biden, betting against the Harlem Globetrotters -again.

  5. ...Michelle Obama, who based her wardrobe for the next three years on Tonto's outfit.