Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Spider Frostbite

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Kathleen Sebelius Said That Sharknado Injuries Would Be Covered Under Obamacare. Also Covered…

#5 nabqrules: ..any injuries resulting from a mixture of tweeting and rioting simultaneously.

#4 jw: …injuries sustained when a cow falls through the roof onto your bed. obamacare will cover it like everything else: you die waiting to be seen.

#3 Dohtimes : …Tatooine removal for the Star Trek converted geeks.

#2 Oppo :… Piranhaphylactic shock.  [check out all of Oppo's responses. He was on a roll again :P ]

And my favorite straight line of the day was from FredKey

Kathleen Sebelius Said That Sharknado Injuries Would Be Covered Under Obamacare. Also Covered……injuries suffered from the sequel, Tarantulanche.

Peanut Butter Truffles to FredKey!
(Sorry they're a bit blurry :)

So...I'm still in the dungeon. But guess what arrived yesterday evening???????

My brand new BABY!!!!!

Sweet Harvey took the time to search out and read the warranty on my old one:

Yeah. Keln didn't like the new blog name. Or something.

But now I have a brand new one again. Hooray!!  Cookies to Harvey!! (What kind do you want? :)

She's such a beautiful oven. She really brightens up this dungeon. She's just so SHINY :D


My favorite NP punchlines:

The Lone Ranger is set to lose 150 million. Also set to lose...

#3 Rodney Dill:...George Zimmerman... The liberal moonbats aren't just gonna walk away from this

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...Joe Biden, betting against the Harlem Globetrotters -again.

My favorite line was from Dohtimes:

The Lone Ranger is set to lose 150 million. Also set to lose...Michelle Obama, who based her wardrobe for the next three years on Tonto's outfit.

Truffles to Dohtimes!

Here's a new line for you to try:

Europe is considering a quota system for women in corporate boardrooms. Obama is proposing a quota system for...


  1. ... per Frank J's suggestion, inter-racial murders. Yay! Fairness!


    Oh, and chocolate chip oatmeal cookies, please :-)

  2. ...wikileakers in the NSA.

    ...men in corporate boudoirs.

  3. Criminals, of course. And you thought Harvey was kidding!

  4. ...using his quotes to make him look bad. From now on we have to do it 0% of the time. And that goes double for anyone named Harvey.

  5. ... how many of his staff sleep together -- that's amore-torium.

  6. ... anyone willing to pay cash: you give him a dollar, he'll give you three quotas in Change.

  7. ...sweet transvestites from Transsexual, Transylvania in the Cabinet to make up for Napolitano leaving.

  8. ... complete idiots in his cabinet. Of course, he's using averaging, so Biden counts as three.

  9. ... minimum number of bows to foreign leaders.

  10. ... meals, where at least 10% of all meat served is dog.