Thursday, September 12, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Art Imitates Life

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

President Obama Will Put the Attack on Syria on Hold if They Give Up Their Chemical Weapons. Also on Hold…


#5 rodney dill : ...That 3 AM phone call… actually any 3 AM phone call.

#4 HokieGomer: …Biden, after Ted Cruz recommended he call the Bladder Control Hotline.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: …the Mayo. And Biden’s got Ham on five.

#2 a guy named Rob: …Iran’s long planned attack on the US. Because they can’t decide if this is a ploy to lull them into a false sense of security, or if Obama is really that incompetent

And my favorite straight line of the day was from JeffersonFan:

President Obama Will Put the Attack on Syria on Hold if They Give Up Their Chemical Weapons. Also on Hold…Pirates of the Mediterranean with Johnny Depp as the crazy, Russian-speaking captain running chemical weapons to the Syrians when he is double-crossed by his Muslim crew and stranded in Benghazi.

 Cookies to JeffersonFan!

and kiss up cookies to walruskkkch and FormerHostage:

President Obama Will Put the Attack on Syria on Hold if They Give Up Their Chemical Weapons. Also on Hold...

walruskkkch…cookie distribution.  [So no cookies for you today, then? Nah. I'll just slip them to you sneaky-like, under the table. Don't tell the NSA]

FormerHostageMichelle’s ban on snickerdoodles! [Woo hoo!]

Kiss up cookies to 
walruskkkch and FormerHostage!
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Go over and try your luck at Bored Fusion 16: Wheelbarrow I'll post the winners and a new Bored Fusion tomorrow :)


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My favorite NP punchlines:


Coca-cola is set to launch the world's first HOT soda. The slogan...

#3 Oppo :..."Goes Great With Cold Hot Dogs"

#2 jw : ...Some Like It Hot

My favorite line was from Rodney Dill:

Coca-cola is set to launch the world's first HOT soda. The slogan...Catch The Heat Wave.


Toffee Trifle to Rodney Dill!
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Here's a new line for you to try:


When Colorado voters recalled two gun control advocates despite his support, Bloomberg...

7 comments:

  1. ... cleverly threw his support behind salt, smoking, high-capacity magazines, and large sodas.

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  2. ... consoled himself with the thought that there are still many other states that a New York City mayor should have a say in governing.

    ... proposed a ban on recall elections.

    ... realized he was not too big to Vail.

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  3. ...starting shooting off his mouth without any control.

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  4. Put out a hit on all Colorado recall voters. Hey, it's the New York way! Bada bing, bada boom!

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  5. ... said, "So what? A bunch of rednecks remember some gun control advocates."

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  6. ...vowed never to let mere money stand in the way of his utopian dreams. He'll never allow his opponents a 7 to 1 cash disadvantage ever again.

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  7. ...apparently did not interrupt the filming of his scene in The Mole People II to comment.

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