Thursday, May 2, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Vain Punk

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The Most Surprising Item in the New Vanity Fair Piece on President Obama…” 

#5 Dohtimes : …was that to save trees a chef will come to your house and use icing to spell out the words on ………..COOKIES!!!!!!!!!! (cookies are ALWAYS a good idea :)

#4 walruskkkch: …he honestly thought Kenya was one of the 57 states.

#3 Oppo:… is the way he asked, quiveringly, if this meant he was no longer in vogue.

#2 Drew:……is that Obama revealed HIS new bangs.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from can of spam:

The Most Surprising Item in the New Vanity Fair Piece on President Obama…… is that after seeing the photo spread, Laura Bush had to physically refrain GWB from “going up there to show that punk some proper respect for the office."

COOKIES to can of spam!

You should read Red Line Crossed: Administration Responds by arik matthews.  It's hilarious!  Cookies to my Brashful Arik!


Thanks for your comments on NP's Nuke the Punchline.  You guys are the best :)  My favorite response for Nuking Politics' straight line was from Rodney Dill.

Now that there's a National Gay Athlete Hall of Fame, what's next?...non-Gay athletes sued for inclusion too as they were being discriminated against for being "Heterosexually Challenged".  

COOKIES to Rodney Dill!

Now here's a line for you guys to try to impress me:

If google glasses can take a picture with a wink, a blink...


  1. ...will upload all your pictures to the FBI and Homeland Security so the government knows what you're up to.

  2. ... will give Google a chance to take a picture of you while you're not looking and STEAL YOUR SOUL!

  3. ...will get you out of trouble, just like in "I Dream of Jeannie".

  4. ...will photobomb the picture with Grumpy Cat.

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  6. ...will get you a double exposure.

    ...will get you in the National Gay Athelete Hall of Fame.

    ...will fire a hellfire missile from your drone*
    *(drone and drone app sold separately)

  7. ...will post all your private sexting pictures to facebook public viewing.

  8. ...send everything in your bank account to a Nigerian prince.

  9. ... send everything you look at back to the Google mothership. Of course, they'll do that anyway, even if you don't blink.

  10. ... will deliver targeted ads based on every identifiable element in your field of view.

  11. ... will save your picture as 5 different incompatible file types, and then claim that your picture has dominant market share.

  12. ... will censor the content of your sight according the the demands of the People's Republic of China.

    1. "the the" should the "to the", of course

  13. ... will erase all American and Christian holidays from your calendar app and replace them with birthdays of totalitarian dictators.

  14. ...will leave you vulnerable to attack from Weeping Angels. -What ever you do, DON'T BLINK!