Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - I Know What it Doesn't Include

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Hillary Clinton Told a Heckler “The Future Doesn’t Include Yelling”. What DOES It Include?


#5 Conservatarian.:…cackling and contempt.

#4 Jimmy:  …a future where her enemies are “dead to her.” Interesting, how that works.

#3 Smilin' Jack: Silence! I kill you!

#2 NoMoBama:  Hiding. If you yell, you give away your position.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from c64wood:


Hillary Clinton Told a Heckler “The Future Doesn’t Include Yelling”. What DOES It Include? If the future doesn’t include yelling, then it won’t include Hillary. [I'm liking this idea more and more :) ]


 Cookies to c64wood!

and today's best kiss uppers were can of spam, and TerribleTroy:

Hillary Clinton Told a Heckler “The Future Doesn’t Include Yelling”. What DOES It Include?

can of spam: ...I have no idea what the future includes, but if cookies aren’t a part of it, then I don’t wanna live through it.

TerribleTroyCOOKIE CRAVING ZOMBIES that hog all the cookies.

Kiss up cookies to can of spam
and TerribleTroy!
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My favorite line from yesterday was from HokieGomer:

States may require black boxes in cars that tally the miles driven and tax you accordingly. The boxes also...automatically cancel your Obamacare coverage the microsecond before a crash, assuming you are the fortunate few that got coverage.


Cookies to HokieGomer!

Here's a new line for you to try:

When he heard the number of people receiving Food Stamps doubled over the last decade, increasing even when the economy was growing, Obama...

11 comments:

  1. ...doubled over with laughter...

    ...sacrificed a goat to Saul Alinsky on his personal altar.

    ...declared "The Hunger Games are at hand".

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  2. ...celebrated by going on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and happy-dancing to "My EBT":

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_EBT

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  3. ... steepled his fingers together and cackled, "excellent, Smithers!"

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  4. decided to double his number of golf rounds

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  5. ... expressed disappointment that "dog food" wasn't quite what it sounded like.

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  6. Said, "They are my people! I am their sovereign! I LOVE Them. Pull! (shoots EBT user flung into air) Drifting to the left..."

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  7. Thanked Allah. Then thanked Bill Ayers - then Rev. Wright - then the Muslim Brotherhood..........

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  8. ...had a banner commissioned and hung over the USDA saying "Mission Accomplished...But we can still do better!"

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  9. ...failed to see any irony in his statement about being so laser focused on obesity that he was only laser focused on hunger on Mondays.

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  10. Wondered how come his efforts were proceeding so slowly, then ordered the working stiffs to work harder to get more people on welfare.

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  11. ...explained to Biden it has nothing to do with people mailing food.

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