Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Watcher in the Herbs

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Florida Says Successful Obamacare Enrollees Are an “Urban Legend”. Other Obamacare Urban Legends…


#5 Smilin' Jack: …butt-enhancement injections are covered by ObamaCare as long as the injections are with “Fix a Flat” – and it is administered by a transgender.
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#4 walruskkkch:...For every appendectomy you pay for, you get the second at half price!

#3 FormerHostage:…(* See “Barack Obama Quotes” re: Healthcare)

#2 Bob B.: …include the legend that there is a secret programmer’s “easter egg” hidden in the website programming that is only revealed when you defeat 1000 404 screens.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Eric Praline:

Florida Says Successful Obamacare Enrollees Are an “Urban Legend”. Other Obamacare Urban Legends…if you look into a mirror in a dark room and say “Obamacare” 3 times, Michelle appears and force-feeds you arugula.


 Cookies to Eric Praline!

and today's best kiss uppers were can of spam and walruskkkch:

Florida Says Successful Obamacare Enrollees Are an “Urban Legend”. Other Obamacare Urban Legends…

can of spam:… calories from broken cookies don’t count.

walruskkkch: That someone else bakes better cookies than Anonymiss.

Kiss up cookies to can of spam
and walruskkkch!
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My favorite lines from yesterday:


Assad thinks the Nobel Peace Prize should have gone to him. Other global injustices in need of correction...

#3 Bob B.:...that Miley Cyrus hasn't yet garnered a lifetime achievement award for her many meaningful contributions to the world.

#2 Harvey:...that poor Mr. Putin, who apparently doesn't own a single shirt.

and my favorite line was from can of spam:

Assad thinks the Nobel Peace Prize should have gone to him. Other global injustices in need of correction... Jimmy Carter.


Cookies to can of spam!
The best NP kisser uppers were walruskkkch, can of spam and Bob B.

Assad thinks the Nobel Peace Prize should have gone to him. Other global injustices in need of correction...

walruskkkch:...Walrus...Cookies, 'nuf ced.
can of spam:... the great Irish cookie famine.
Bob B.: ...that walruskkkch has cornered the cookie market.

Kiss up Cookies to walruskkkch,
can of spam and Bob B.!
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Here's a new line for you to try:


If Oreos are more addictive than cocaine, then...

11 comments:

  1. ...RINOs are more addictive than meth! Oh, this wasn't a sociological comparison? My bad...

    ...Nabisco can rule the world!

    ...that explains why I am compelled to seek Anonymiss cookies...

    ...how do you explain the quarter-eaten bag of stale oreos in the back of my pantry?

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  2. .. Anonymiss' cookies must be patently illegal.

    ... that explains why the legendary "quadruple stuff" Oreo is code-named "cookie crack" at Nabisco headquarters.

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  3. ... this explains why I freebase Oreos.

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  4. ...why didn't Eric Clapton write a song about them?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3L4spg8vyo

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  5. If Oreos are more addictive than cocaine, then...

    Marijuana is really a gateway drug!

    I blame Bush.

    Anonymiss is looking at least at 25 to life.

    Milk is considered paraphernalia

    we have a reason to put all those toddlers behind bars!

    The Liberals can now attack Big Cookie.


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  6. ... that explains the Cokie Monster.

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  7. ... everyone in America is in recovery.
    Yay! Where are our disability benefits?

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  8. ... "Hydrox" has just meant "hide rocks" all along.

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  9. ... Santa doesn't seem so darn altruistic as he used to.

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  10. ...it explains why Charlie Sheen sneezes chocolate dust.

    ...we now know why mixing cookies and meth is known as an 'Oreo Speedwagon'

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  11. ...we finally know why Obama rubs the creamy filling on his gums, it's just an old habit.

    ...there is no hope, absolutely no hope. For walrus.

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