Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Merry Christmas!

Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone here, fellow contributors and readers alike. And if you don't celebrate Christmas, you can post your faux outrage at being offended by my religious bigotry in the comments below.

Can you believe it's the second Christmas that NP has seen? Yeah me neither. I figured this would be shut down by now. Well I hope everyone has a joyous, safe, and great holiday season.

Now, time for some Christmas ham.

1 comment:

  1. Christians in this day and age are way too nice.
    We need to be VISIBLY OFFENDED when others are offended by Christ and/or Christmas.

    “What??? You’re OFFENDED by Christ??? What are you, some kind of crazy nutjob reprobate???
    Do you kiss your momma with that mouth? Do you drive a car with that messed up brain of yours? Can you even do simple math? You shouldn’t be allowed to vote, get married, or breed for that matter. I’ve never met a full-blown crazy person before. Sheesh…” (you get the idea)