Why Did President Obama Shake Hands With Cuban Dictator Raul Castro?
#5 Marc: He was saying hello to a Fellow Traveler
#4 Burt: Too bad there weren’t any microphones to pick up the audio.
#4 Burt: Too bad there weren’t any microphones to pick up the audio.
#3 Bob B: Because, since Hugo Chavez has passed, Obama needs a new Latino in his Super Friends Rainbow Coalition.
#2 c64wood: He was actually trying to pull Raul over to join the “selfie”
#2 c64wood: He was actually trying to pull Raul over to join the “selfie”
And my favorite straight line of the day was from can of spam:
Why Did President Obama Shake Hands With Cuban Dictator Raul Castro? Because he was hoping to get a treat, just like when Valerie trains him. (His best-learned commands are “bark”, “bow”, “shake hands”, and “roll over” [but only to terrorists and despots].)
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Why Did President Obama Shake Hands With Cuban Dictator Raul Castro?
walruskkkch: ...He was hoping Raul had some Anonymiss cookies for lunch and could get a contact high.
[Oh boy. :)]
FormerHostage: ...Obama was palming Raul a cookie.
[That must have been it! :)]
[Oh boy. :)]
FormerHostage: ...Obama was palming Raul a cookie.
[That must have been it! :)]
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My favorite lines yesterday were from:
The State Department just bought a million dollar sculpture by an Irish American. Other necessary expenditures...
can of spam: Cookies. Duh.
Bob in Feenicks: $500,000 for food for Biden's pet rock.
and my favorite line from yesterday was from Burt:
The State Department just bought a million dollar sculpture by an Irish American. Other necessary expenditures... Portable Barricades to keep the rabble away from their rubble in the event of a 'shutdown'.
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[By the way, thanks to Bob B and Steve H for volunteering to be guest judges. If anybody else would like a chance, let me know. I'll be getting in touch with you next week :) ]
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Billionaire Holiday Maven Martha Stewart fired 100 employees two weeks before Christmas because...
They clashed with her stage-kitchen's backsplash.
ReplyDelete...her cookies didn't turn out as nice as Anonymiss's always do.
ReplyDelete...they were insufficiently obsequious.
...she is trying to avoid Obamacare complications.
They told her the truth about Anonymiss's cookies...6x better tasting.
ReplyDeleteShe decided to act like most liberals, its not as if Christmas celebrates anything important.
Billionaire Holiday Maven Martha Stewart fired 100 employees two weeks before Christmas because...
ReplyDeleteThat was her quota from the Obama Administration.
... PSYCHE !!!
ReplyDelete... they were {{{this close}}} to winning the Guinness record for performing the 100 banjo and kazoo version of Handel's Messiah, and she just had to stop it.
ReplyDelete...coal has become too expensive to put in stockings.
ReplyDelete...they were the 100 who could afford not to shop at K-Mart.
...she was dreaming of a white Christmas but then Eric Holder thought a little color was needed, or else.
...they weren't fired, they were given 'Obamajobs.'
ReplyDeleteShe was convinced by Gordon Gekko it was a good thing.
ReplyDelete... that's how the Greenwich stole Christmas.
ReplyDeleteI... I just spent the better part of a minute watching grown men play patty-cake.
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