Monday, March 31, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - What's in a Name?

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, which means nothing, because I rarely have time to notice. ;)  But lucky for you,  I liked the last one and I've been baking :

Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…

All in one Magazine?
Must be BH&G IMAO Edition

But they forgot THIS one...
#5 walruskkkch:   Biden! Take the Pope’s hat off right this minute!

#4 can of spam:. … “forgive me Father, but it was Bush’s fault.”

#3 Scott: “…Are you Catholic?”

#2 Oppo: “If you like your doctrine, you can keep your doctrine. Period.”

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Da**cat: 

Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…”That doesn’t work for me, Frankie – we can’t both be called ‘Your Holiness’ “
( :D)

 Cookies to Da**cat!

and today's best kiss upper was can of spam:

Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…

can of spam: … “you mean Anonymiss’ cookies only taste sinful? (Not that anyone remembers what they taste like anymore…)”
[I'm sorry guys. I miss you too!]

Kiss Up Chocolate Crinkles
 to can of spam

Here's a new line for you to try:

When he learned that Florida millionaires living on a yacht were collecting food stamps, President Obama...


  1. ...thought that their idea of using government debt as ballast was such a great one that he vowed to double down by weighing down the whole country with even more.

  2. ...ordered a special collector series made so they'd be even MORE popular.

  3. Asked if they needed WICCA as well.

  4. said, "It's OK, they're registered democrats."

  5. ... said he hoped they didn't have anchor babies.

  6. ... said that if they were smart they would've concealed their berth certificate.

    ... said it made sense to teak what you can get.