Friday, October 31, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - Gimme Gimme Gimme

*The title is the Democrat's new Halloween chant. It replaces "Trick-or-Treat".

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a fun new straight line for Halloween. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

Nancy Pelosi Said People Should Vote Democrat Next Week Because…

"I'll Get You, My Pretty!"
[What she said to ME]
#5 walruskkkch:....most of their usual illegal voters will be back in Mexico visiting relatives.

#4 frogmouth: ...If you don’t, she’ll get angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

#3 CrabbyOldBat: . . . otherwise the oceans will rise, the planet will stop healing, the Rethuglicans will confiscate your condoms and force wymyn into pregnancy at gunpoint, mass shootings with assault weapons will occur daily in elementary schools (outside of Chicago, even!), African Americans will be called Negroes again (oh, the indignity!), men will openly leer at attractive wymyn, wymyn will be called women again (oh, the indignity!), people will openly drink 32-oz. Big Gulps and refused to be shamed into good health, people will have to pay for their own gender reassignment surgeries, college tuition debts will be collected, gay marriage will be openly questioned, people will be free to express religious opinions that are not favored by the intelligentsia, the borders will be closed, Europeans will laugh at us, NASA will stop reaching out to Muslims, the Armed Forces will stop trying to combat climate change, the CDC won’t care if lesbians get fat, school lunches will be edible again (oh, the childhood obesity!), and our terrorist chickens will all come home to roost.

#2 TGregg:  . . . dead people can’t win this election by themselves, no matter how often they vote.
[There were several versions of this sentiment. I liked this line the best :)]

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Oppo: 

Nancy Pelosi Said People Should Vote Democrat Next Week Because…… a “Mine! Mine! Mine!” is a terrible thing to waste.

Cookies to Oppo!

as a Bonus for Halloween, in case you'd like a chuckle:

Nancy Pelosi Said People Should Vote Democrat Next Week Because...“3 out of 4 Batmans vote Democrat. Don’t you want to be like Batman?

...and Kiss up Cookies :) 

Nancy Pelosi Said People Should Vote Democrat Next Week Because…

HokieGomer:…because if you don’t, Hillary is going to come by and take your cookies! [I'd like to see her *try* it...]

…because rather than walkin’round money, they were handing out cookies. [Sneaky! Cookies can be...persuasive... :)]

walruskkkch: … otherwise she will have Anonymiss audited and there will be no more cookies
[I'd still make cookies. I made cookies in Keln's dungeon, didn't I? :P]

Karen: … Republicans are trying to ban cookies!
[Wow. I don't think she's ever met a Republican. :P]

Kiss Up Cookies to HokieGomer, walruskkkch
and Karen !

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