Nuke the Punchline - It Means No Harm

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

President Obama Issued a New Ebola Protocol…

#5 No One of Consequence: ...Monty Python said it best.

#4 Dohtimes: …you’re free to enter if you claim to be equally or less infected than Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

#3 Writer: "… and be certain to notify us if you have stopped breathing for more than twenty-four hours,”

#2 Jimmy:  …”ask your doctor if Ebola is right for you.”

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Bob in Feenicks: 

President Obama Issued a New Ebola Protocol…portraying Ebola as a virus of peace.

 Cookies to Bob in Feenicks!

...and Kiss up Cookies to Steve H:): 

President Obama Issued a New Ebola Protocol…

Steve H: … Those showing symptoms (or those who want to show symptoms) with have Anonymiss cookies administered immediately.

[The poor dears. I'll do what I can :)]

Steve H: … Those who prefer walnuts in their cookies will be allowed to simply succumb.

[Well, if they're *that* far gone, there's no help for them. :P]

Kiss Up Cookies to Steve H !