Thursday, November 13, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - Bestseller Material

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

President Obama Got REALLY Angry After Joe Biden Said…

#5 walruskkkch:.…So, you going to resign now so I can be President?  [I'm not sure what terrifies me more... :) ]

#4 Bob B: …”Boy, I was SO wrong when I said you were “clean” and “articulate”!
 [Articulate. That makes one of them. :)]

#3 James:  … Did that pen you keep talking about run out of ink? [I hate it when that happens... :)]

#2 Gumbeaux: ...“So how long has Valerie Jarrett been your ventriloquist?”   :) 

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Steve H: 

President Obama Got REALLY Angry After Joe Biden Said… I’d like you to meet my new biographer, Frank J Fleming!

[I'd buy that book! ]

Cookies to Steve H!

...and we can't forget Kiss up Cookies :) 

President Obama Got REALLY Angry After Joe Biden Said…

walruskkkch:...Sorry sir but we still can’t get a hold of any Anonymiss cookies.  [He's got that right! :P]

Steve H: … why aren’t there walnuts in these cookies?
[Anything that has touched walnuts is not worthy of being called a "cookie" :) ]

FormerHostage: …cookies were MUCH better than a brie gallette. [Smarter than I thought :)] 

Nucking Futs: ...A Raisin in the Sun…. just not in the cookies. [I'm not a big raisin fan :)]

Kiss Up Cookies to walruskkkch,
Steve H, FormerHostage and Nucking Futs!

The Musings of Anonymiss: 

  And now remember, remember, my brethren, that whosoever perisheth, perisheth unto himself; and whosoever doeth iniquity, doeth it unto himself; for behold, ye are free; ye are permitted to act for yourselves; for behold, God hath given unto you a knowledge and he hath made you free.
(Helaman 14:30)

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