Thursday, November 20, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - If *I* Built a Car

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

Industry Experts Now Predict That the Car of the Future Will…

One of my all time FAVORITE picture books. After you've bought Frank's book,
buy this one for your favorite little engineer. Christmas is coming!
Honorable Mention to MPH... will have a taxi-like meter that automatically adds to your federal tax bill, based both on time and distance, so you'll pay taxes even for the time it isn't even turned on.

#5 Karen:.… Will include handy Obamacare mandated suicide pills in the event that you are driving with a Kennedy.

#4 James: ...Collision insurance is available only through your state exchange.

#3 Dohtimes: …coaster brakes and a little basket on front to put your dignity in.

#2 Bob B:  …refuse to drive through fast food restaurants because of government-mandated controls.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill: 

Industry Experts Now Predict That the Car of the Future Will…[be] paid for by you, insured by taxpayers, owned by the government, used by those on welfare, and monitored by the NSA.

Cookies to rodney dill!

...and we can't forget Kiss up Cookies :) 

Industry Experts Now Predict That the Car of the Future Will… powered by Anonymiss cookies. [Or at least their drivers will be... :P]

Nucking Futs: …. will have an Anonymiss cookie detector as an accessory… for a small fee, of course. [Worth any price. :) ]

rodney dill: ...Come with 4 White Wall – nut tires. [Hee hee :)] 

James: ...Feature an automatic cookie dispenser (you know the ones). [Cool! :)]

Kiss Up Cookies to walruskkkch,
Nucking Futs, rodney dill and James!
The Musings of Anonymiss: 

I need to buy a present for a baby due to arrive this Christmas-time. When I was a baby, my dad bought me this:

It is a bib. And yes. I still have it.
Why it is sideways I have no idea.

I can't find anything like it anywhere.

Have you guys seen any awesome baby girl presents?


  1. Well, at bib age, savings bonds (or stock) would be very logical, if hard to gift wrap.

    My sister did get my girls some very cute porcelain pieces that you can add to every year. A clown is pulling train cars of various animals, like a seal. They are very cute, but very breakable.

  2. Oh, there's this cute baby headband:

  3. Cafe Press has a whole page of "future engineer" bibs:


  4. You're welcome. It was a good line :)