Friday, November 7, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - JFK Wants to Change His Vote

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

What Do You Have to Do to Get on President Obama’s “Enemies List”?

Honorable Mention to the late entry from tinman:.– actually want to keep your doctor  [That's so irritating!]

#5 blarg:.…breathe. (non-breathers make more reliable voters)   [Like JFK, Steve Jobs, Darth Vader]

#4 walruskkkch: ...Actually, he only maintains a “Not Enemy” list, saves paper. [We must save the planet!]

#3 Dohtimes: .Posing one to two hundred Straight Line of the Day queries.  [Actually, over 600. Harvey's right up there with the rodeo clown.]

#2 Steve H.:  ...Ask any dictator overseas – SO WHAT if Obama thinks badly of you? What is he going to do – whine louder? cancel your birthday? make you eat a school lunch?
 [I don't know. That's pretty sinister sounding. I *like* birthdays :)]

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Bob B: 

What Do You Have to Do to Get on President Obama’s “Enemies List”? …ask not what your country can do for you…

[His only strength stems from bribing people with stuff paid for with other people's money. If you don't want it, you render him powerless.]

Cookies to Bob B!

...and we can't forget Kiss up Cookies :) 

What Do You Have to Do to Get on President Obama’s “Enemies List”?

Steve H:… possession of Anonymiss cookies. [Yep. If you have MY cookies, you must love liberty. He hates that. :P]

FormerHostage: ...Hide the cookies.
...Eat the last cookie.  [No cookies for him! :)]

Nucking Futs: ...blatantly eat chocolate chip cookies while speaking ill of raisins and walnuts   [That really bugs him :)]

tinman:  tell him that his legacy is crumbling faster than a gluten-free organic walnut cookie   [Hee hee :)]

Kiss Up Cookies to Steve H
FormerHostage, Nucking Futs and tinman!

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