That would be a horror movie no one would pay to see.
Speaking of horror movies, here's an idea: pitches for horror movies made for liberals.
Here's one: A woman has a one night stand, then finds she's pregnant. Just before she enters Planned Parenthood, she sees someone who hands her a brochure for a "Crisis Pregnancy Center." She decides to check it out, and at the end, horror of horrors, she decides to have the baby and gives it to a young Christian couple who have been unable to have a baby. The child grows up, finds his birth mother, and thanks her, and everyone involved is grateful that she turned away from the quick and easy decision.
That would get liberals screaming in the aisles. They would have to have doctors available at the theater in case there were heart attacks and maybe fainting.
If she actually did appear, it would probably be an involuntary, spontaneous effect.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a horror movie no one would pay to see.
DeleteSpeaking of horror movies, here's an idea: pitches for horror movies made for liberals.
Here's one: A woman has a one night stand, then finds she's pregnant. Just before she enters Planned Parenthood, she sees someone who hands her a brochure for a "Crisis Pregnancy Center." She decides to check it out, and at the end, horror of horrors, she decides to have the baby and gives it to a young Christian couple who have been unable to have a baby. The child grows up, finds his birth mother, and thanks her, and everyone involved is grateful that she turned away from the quick and easy decision.
That would get liberals screaming in the aisles. They would have to have doctors available at the theater in case there were heart attacks and maybe fainting.
Like a William Castle movie -- "Filmed in 'thoughtful-vision.'" Progressive hacks standing by to validate self-indulgent rationalizations.
DeleteI see liberal polices as more of a John Waters movie - in "Odorama."
DeleteOr like pretty much any scene from Pink Flamingos - Filthy.