Friday, October 16, 2015

Great Tunes:What Makes You Beautiful -One Direction

Okay, so not really a great tune, but a tune nonetheless. Obviously this one isn't in my permanent playlist (or any of my playlists, for that matter), but I heard the song for the first time from someone who didn't realize it described them perfectly, and I realized that with a few warps and twists, it could describe Hillary! perfectly. So, though it calls to mind people and events best forgotten, I decided to take one for the team and claw the lyrics into something more amusing, for your edification and enjoyment.

What Makes You Horrible

You're a drunken wreck,
Corrupt as heck.
You're churning guts when you 're talkin' your dreck.
When you screw up
You cover up
You think the gender you are is enough.


Everyone else in the world can see it;
Everyone else but you.

Oh, Hill, you lie to the world like nobody else
The way you flip us the bird leaves us overwhelmed.
But when you smile as you lie it ain't hard to tell:
You don't know oh oh
You don't know you're horrible.

If only you knew what we all know
You'd crawl back under your rock; Away you'd go.
Right now I'm listening to you and I can't believe:

You don't know oh oh oh
You don't know you're horrible.

You are as wrong
As the day is long
And so I want to
Put it in a song.
We all know why
You always lie
And we're amazed that you can look us in the eye-yi-yi.

Everyone else in the world can see it;
Everyone else but you.

And everyone here 'members Chris Stevens
And the souls you and Bill sent to Heaven
Then you smile and pretend you're the ethical one.
You don't know oh oh oh
You don't know you're horrible

And that's what makes you horrible.

And so you lie to the world about your email
When anyone else would have gone to jail.
But you smile and you lie and say "Republicans smell."
You don't know oh oh oh
You don't know you're horrible.

If only you could see what we all see
It would drive you to the brink of insanity
But you laugh and you joke and say "Vote for me!"
You don't know oh oh oh
You don't know you're horrible
oh oh oh
You don't know you'r horrible.

And that's what makes you horrible.




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