Most people don’t know
this, but I was in a devastating car accident 3 years ago. At the
time I was half way though my Slurpee and had a great deal of brain
freeze. Due to the combination of head trauma from both
the extreme cold as well as the airbag being deployed directly to my forehead. The amazing thing about this
is I was able to vaguely see in to the future. With this new found
power and responsibility, I now will share with you some of my
predictions.
#1 In an effort to out
inexperience Obama, Romney will vet and select Dwayne “the Rock”
Johnson as his running mate. This will allow him to secure the
coveted WWE demographic, as well as put a natural orator on the stump
with him.
#2 In an effort to counter
Romney, Obama will dump Joe Biden, and also nominate the Rock as vice
president. This successive nomination will create the ultimate win
win situation for everyone in America, except “Stone Cold” Steve
Austin.
#3 Israel and Palestine will
kiss and make up after realizing that Kosher, and Halal are
practically the same thing.
#4 By August 28th gay marriage will be banned, and overturned in the California supreme
court 8 times. Only the people of California will notice.
#5 Romney will out fund
raise Obama by about 10%. Obama will cry about it.
#6 Obama will never mention
that he out raised McCain almost 3-1 in 08.
So those are just some of my
predictions. What are yours?
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