Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Tactical Nuke: Tuesday, July 17, 2012

El Presidente is still a complete bumbling fool. I will provide updates on this daily, just in case he turns into a competent leader.

Ah, who am I kiddin? That won't happen.

A 90 year old WWII pilot made his first jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Why did he wait until now, you might ask? Because when he used to be in airplanes, he was busy shooting down perfectly bad enemies.

Seriously, who needs a parachute when you have a lot of bullets?

And landing gear.

Republicans in the senate officially have enough votes to "blow the law down", when it comes to (not) ratifying the Law of the Sea Treaty, which basically says that all of the oceans belong to either the U.N. or France.


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