Sunday, July 1, 2012

Reader Submission: Geneva Fundraiser

Breaking news from one of our readers, Scatbug:

Dateline Geneva, Switzerland
June 30, 20012

This August, working class icon George Clooney will host an Obama fundraiser for America's working families in Europe who think the US is a fine place to visit, but wouldn't want to live there.

Asked about spending a late summer weekend away from his Lake Como estate in the Italian Alps, Mr. Clooney offered, "My boat's scheduled for an oil change then. And besides, the really smokin' hot heiresses are usually gone by the end of August. So it seemed a win-win for everyone."

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