I actually kind of like Wednesdays, because...something something. Ok I don't. Really I only like Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. The rest of the days are kinda crap.
Apparently, Holder is getting all political and comparing checking ID at polling places in Texas to pre-civil rights attempts to block black voters from voting.
Is this a good time to point out that it was Democrats that were trying to prevent black voters from voting in the pre-civil rights era?
Also, no, Texas isn't trying to prevent any minorities from voting. They are trying to prevent non-citizens from voting. It would seem that this distinction is beyond the limited capacity for reasoning of the common leftist. Actually, I think they can understand it, they are just hoping that non-citizens can vote because they traditionally vote along the same lines as dead people: Democrat.
At what point will a Republican just come out and condemn the Democrats for all of these voter charades? I mean, seriously...this is getting ridiculous. You can't count votes from non-citizens or dead people. Give it a rest Democrats!
Brad Pitt's mom is getting death threats for supporting Romney and not being all lefty like most Hollywood people. Probably because she hasn't been exposed to the virulent disease that is known as Hollywood. But, we all know that death threats only come from right-wing lunatics. So this one is really making me scratch my head. I thought stupid leftist hippies were all peaceful.
Nah...we know better than that now. Lefties don't care about peace, they just don't have the intestinal fortitude to carry out the death threats or vitriolic verbal assaults they make. They just call S.W.A.T. teams on people they don't like, then retreat to their parents' basement to await the news that their target has been accidentally shot.
Really, this is just another example of why all hippies should be punched repeatedly. Do it for America. Do it for the children. Keep the hippies in their parents' basements for the good of mankind by punching them until they run away. Its kinda like keeping terrorists hiding in caves. They can't really get all terroristy when they are busy hiding.
Ok, so this is like two tactical nukes today...kind of like a double Davey Crockett.
So you might have heard that the Supreme Court has ruled that people are now allowed to claim that they served in the military or got military awards, even if they didn't, as freedom of speech. Ok, fine. The Pentagon has thus decided to make available to the public a database of all who have served along with any awards they have received. Take that, John Kerry!
A teenager lost his arm to an alligator, while in the act of disrupting said alligator's plans to kill or maim a bunch of his friends. Then he clamped his own arm-stub between his legs. Then he fell onto a cactus due to a loss of blood. No problem, there were spider webs around the cactus. He used them to help staunch the bleeding.
So some reporters asked him about the ordeal after being treated for a missing arm. Did he cry about missing an arm? No...he said he want's the alligator's head for an armrest. So...give him a prosthetic laser cannon arm and put this guy in the Marine Corps.
I served in two branches myself and I think I have at least an average amount of courage about me, but I am pretty sure as a teenager, had an alligator bitten my arm off, I would have probably been screaming and crying and not wanting to ever see an alligator again.
This guy, however, needs to be unleashed on some terrorists.
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