Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Capaign Got Horrible News

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The Obama campaign just got some horrible news...

#5 rodney dill: ...Apple is now suing his TOTUS manufacturer for copyright infringement.

#4 Lactose the Intolerant: ...that they have mistakenly been wasting campaign money in states 51-57.

#3 FormerHostage: ...TOTUS has just endorsed Romney/Ryan.

#2 blarg: ...their campaign strategist turned out to be Michael Dukakis with a fake mustache.

And the best punchline goes to a guy named Rob:

The Obama campaign just got some horrible news. Biden has figured out how to make that “twitter thing” work.

Congratulations a guy named Rob!

Now here's one for you guys to play around with:

At the DNC, Obama's teleprompter...


  1. wrote in RONPAUL!!!11!! on the nomination ballot

  2. Was a no show as well, citing other commitments.

  3. .. will be unnecessary since Obama doesn't plan on saying anything new.

    ... will have a picture on the back, just in case (http://thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/breitbart-obama-teleprompter-reuters-x.jpg%3Fw%3D600)

  4. ... was "accidentally" programmed with Obama's concession speech.


  5. spelled "potato" with an "e", but the MSM took no notice.


  6. ...will break down from overuse.
    ...will have its own teleprompter.
    ...will be covered in smudges and fingerprints by Biden.
    ...will be given voice software and used in lieu of Obama himself to eliminate his gaffe-y improvised jokes. This will also allow Obama to go campaigning.

  7. accidentally displayed the "vote for me for caliph" speech and obama saalaama delivered it

  8. Accidentally gave a speech without Obama around and ended up getting nominated instead.

  9. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 29, 2012 at 11:30 AM

    was wearing its own head bucket out of shame.

  10. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 29, 2012 at 11:33 AM

    kept slipping into its native toungue, Arabic.

  11. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 29, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    accidentally replaced the prepared remarks with Obama's updated resume. Shortest speech ever.

  12. Had it's power cord disconnected so Joe Biden's handlers could charge up their cattle prods.