Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
President Obama's teleprompter...
#5 hwuu: ...will be replacing robotic Obama in Disney’s hall of presidents.
#4 Son of Bob: ...is embarrassed to tell other teleprompters where he works.
#3 spacemonkey: ...actually made the call to take out bin Laden.
#2 Sharky: ...just announced that it will not be attending the Democratic National Convention.
And the best punchline goes to blarg:
President Obama's teleprompter just claimed that it is 1/32 CRT.
Congratulations blarg!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The presidential limo now has...
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