It’s been a few weeks since I’ve hit you with the truth bomb
that is the future. So I figured it’s
high time. So here we go
#1 the mars rover will turn up evidence of the lost race
known as the Protheans. All similarities
to the game Mass Effect will be purely coincidental… OR WILL THEY?!
#2 Harry Reid will attempt to resign from his position
within the DNC as senate majority leader. He will be talked out of it when they
all realize this is probably the least, worst thing a lib has ever done.
#3 The CEO of Taco Bell
will come under fire when he admits that he’s “not a fan” of illegal immigrants. La Raza (I don’t know if I spelled that
right, and I don’t care) will call for a boycott, Taco Bell sales will increase
132% between the hours of 12 and 4 A.M.
#4 Rich Lowery will open a dictionary and finally read what
the word “bullying” means. He will then
feel bad for 3 days, after using it improperly, find something shiny on the
ground and forget all about it.
#5 Bad Axe Michigan will
set a new record for temperature and awesome name in the state of Michigan . Man made global warming alarmist will look at
this as another nail in the coffin for deniers.
Every one will point and ask why they missed the point that the city is
called Bad Axe. Cuz that’s pretty cool.
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