Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Pontificating on the future

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve hit you with the truth bomb that is the future.  So I figured it’s high time.  So here we go

#1 the mars rover will turn up evidence of the lost race known as the Protheans.  All similarities to the game Mass Effect will be purely coincidental… OR WILL THEY?!

#2 Harry Reid will attempt to resign from his position within the DNC as senate majority leader. He will be talked out of it when they all realize this is probably the least, worst thing a lib has ever done.

#3 The CEO of Taco Bell will come under fire when he admits that he’s “not a fan” of illegal immigrants.  La Raza (I don’t know if I spelled that right, and I don’t care) will call for a boycott, Taco Bell sales will increase 132% between the hours of 12 and 4 A.M.

#4 Rich Lowery will open a dictionary and finally read what the word “bullying” means.  He will then feel bad for 3 days, after using it improperly, find something shiny on the ground and forget all about it.

#5 Bad Axe Michigan will set a new record for temperature and awesome name in the state of Michigan.  Man made global warming alarmist will look at this as another nail in the coffin for deniers.  Every one will point and ask why they missed the point that the city is called Bad Axe.  Cuz that’s pretty cool.

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