Monday, September 17, 2012

I Got A Promotion

Since we now have a few new co-bloggers around here, I decided I needed a promotion. I mean lets face it I've been working hard on this blog for a few months now and I am happy to announce that I am now super co-blogger #1. It wasn't easy but through hard work, and a lot of copy and past of other peoples links I feel I've earned it.

Some of you are thinking “cool man that's great, I'm happy for you. Whats going to change now”? Well I'll tell you, not much. I mean I get a super sweet new title, but I also get first dibs on any articles the new guys post that I can claim as my own. I also get a corner office at Nuking Politics HQ. My own secretary, and 3 weeks vacation every year.

I was a bit worried because we as a site aren't projecting a profit until 2021, but we're already on better fiscal ground than Solyndra, so that's something right?

Anyway I just wanted to let the new guys know that if they need anything, advice, article ideas, or what have you... that Keln's office is two doors down and don't bother me because I really don't care about your lives in the least.

Unless you bring me beer, and good beer to, not this crappy bud and miller stuff.


  1. Hmmm.... Yeah, OK, that sounds pretty reasonable. Good call!

  2. What favors will a 6-pack of Pabst get me? I mean really, if you are asking for bribes, at least get us an itemized pricing guide.

  3. I host a craft beer show on youtube... PBR ain't gonna cut it. I have no ironic facial hair, and I don't wear scarves in the summer time.

  4. I'll bring you a 24 of Alexander Keiths IPA(the pride of Nova Scotia).