Monday, September 17, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama on Letterman

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

 For his upcoming appearance on Letterman, president Obama...

#5 Son of Bob: ...has already received rave reviews from the mainstream media, despite not yet making the appearance.

#4 D***Cat: having a teleprompter installed in Letterman’s desk.

#3 FormerHostage: ...had his butt waxed so Dave wouldn’t get a rash on his lips.

#2 hadsil: ...during a commercial break asks “Which is my good side?” to get a better profile on camera. The audience responds in unity: “Your back, leaving the White House!”

And the best punchline goes to jw:

For his upcoming appearance on Letterman, president Obama ate a dog.

Congratulations jw!

(No really, that one was my's still funny after all this time.)

Now here's a line for you guys to piddle with:

Obama's cabinet meeting was suddenly interrupted when...


  1. Joe Biden realized the door was locked from the inside and no one had a key.

  2. Someone farted, Biden tried to blame the dog, but 'twas nowhere to be found. Then they heard a burp.

  3. When the wind blew the ball off the green.

  4. . . . his caddy said "Sir, it's time for your golf game."

  5. ... when Obama ate a dog.

  6. When Obama stumbled in there on accident.

  7. ...Biden got a crayon stuck up his nose ...again.

    ...they ran out of cocktail wiener dogs.

    ...another embassy was attacked and Obama needed to know who to apologize to this time.

  8. ...Obama remembered he was supposed to make an appearance on 'The View'.

  9. the 24 second clock went off

  10. ...some cabinet members broke down the door, entered the Oval Office and demanded to at least have a picture taken to prove they had finally met.