Nuke the Punchline: Michelle's New Lunch Menu

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Michelle Obama's new school lunch menu...

#5 Mxymaster: ...works this way: Government workers make the food and throw it directly into the garbage, cutting out the middle man — the government union workers get paid, the kids don’t eat any of those fattening calories, and more government workers haul the uneaten food away. Win-win-win!

#4 Dohtimes: ...now gives you the option of donating your lunch money to Obama ’12 campaign.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...will probably cause muslims to riot.

#2 hadsil: ...comes with a plastic hammer and sickle instead of a spork.

And the best punchline goes to AwesometificAmerican:

Michelle Obama's new school lunch menu is much like her husbands policies. Not much substance and hard to swallow.

Congratulations, AwesometificAmerican!

Now here's a line for you guys to chew on:

Instead of meeting world leaders this week, Obama...