Thursday, September 27, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Michelle's New Lunch Menu

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Michelle Obama's new school lunch menu...

#5 Mxymaster: this way: Government workers make the food and throw it directly into the garbage, cutting out the middle man — the government union workers get paid, the kids don’t eat any of those fattening calories, and more government workers haul the uneaten food away. Win-win-win!

#4 Dohtimes: gives you the option of donating your lunch money to Obama ’12 campaign.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...will probably cause muslims to riot.

#2 hadsil: ...comes with a plastic hammer and sickle instead of a spork.

And the best punchline goes to AwesometificAmerican:

Michelle Obama's new school lunch menu is much like her husbands policies. Not much substance and hard to swallow.

Congratulations, AwesometificAmerican!

Now here's a line for you guys to chew on:

Instead of meeting world leaders this week, Obama...


  1. Ended up in a tragic shootout with police, yelling "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

  2. ...met with World B. Free!

  3. . . . washed his hair.

    . . . clipped his toenails.

    . . . ate a dog.

  4. ... planned his next vacation.
    ... hit the links.

  5. ...stood in line for an iPhone 5.

    ...tried to find Waldo.

  6. ...tried to solve pi. He really hates letting things go unsolved, you know.

  7. ...sent them each a bobble-head and a 8-track tape of his apology speeches greatest hits.