Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What's in Obama's binder?
#5 D***Cat: ...The opposite of intelligent, qualified women – Joe Biden.
#4 hwuu: ...Judging from Obama’s taste in women, his binder is full of klingon love poetry.
#3 Rodney Dill: ...Obama has a binder full of Wookies.
#2 hadsil: ...His head.
And the best punchline goes to jw:
Romney has intelligent, qualified women. What's in Obama's binder? Michelle, Debbie Wassermann-Shultz, Valerie Jarrett, Stephanie Cutter, Nancy Pelosi, Lena Dunham and a chicken fried poodle.
Congratulations jw!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:
Obama's backup plan if he loses the election: Will shoot for 2016 to see if Obumbles bounce.
Congratulations Rodney!
(Great reference on the day of our first snow around here)
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Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:
After proposing a new Department of Business, Obama...
...could only sigh in frustrated despair as it immediately declared bankruptcy.
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Delete.... reminded everyone that government actually did build that one.
ReplyDelete... managed to find himself with yet another Secretary for whom he needs to cover up.
... bragged about the jobs the department created
...went to a fundraiser to speak about corporate greed the rich paying their fair share.
ReplyDelete...followed up with proposing a Ministry of Truth.
ReplyDelete...felt Atlas Shrugging.
...followed up with proposing a Ministry of Truth.
Delete...and then a Ministry of Silly Walks.
...Obama gave it a billion dollar bailout.
ReplyDelete...dissolved it, after it was determined that Romney was the only one qualified to head it.
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ReplyDelete...outsourced it to China.
ReplyDeletereceived a phone call that, 'Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.'
ReplyDeletehe learned that shipping jobs overseas is not supposed to be the only thing we export. Then he waved goodbye to the Dept. of Business as it left for China.
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