Thursday, October 25, 2012

October Surprise Election Countdown: 12

For the 3rd Surprise of October Obama Gave to Me:
An anonymous source is negotiating with TMZ over the price of a risque video depicting Charlie Sheen, a porn star, Obama and an exsanguinated tiger. Paris Hilton insists she was in the video as well, but TMZ is reporting that their analysis of the video indicated that the image was most likely Biden dressed in Michelle's undergarments.

1 comment:

  1. Tiger Blood! Wow, Lactose. Gotta worry a bit about your imagination. Wait. I mean your sources. :)