Thursday, October 25, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Mitt's Favorite Part of Debate

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Mitt Romney's favorite part of the last debate...

#5 Formerhostage: ...was screaming “Leeeeroy Jenkins” while chasing Obama around the stage.

#4 spacemonkey: ...was when he realized which end of a donkey Obama acted like.

#3 tomg51: ...was when he starting imagining his words as a laser pointer and Obama as a frustrated feral cat unable to catch the light.

#2 CarolyntheMommy: ...Ovaltine shots at the afterparty.

And the best punchline goes to rodney dill:

Mitt Romney's favorite part of the last debate was Obama handing him the ‘three envelopes’ at the end.

Congratulations rodney dill!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Mrs. Campbell:

Joe Biden attended a rally in Ohio wearing a Big Bird costume, riding a horse, carrying a binder, and welding a bayonet.

[A picture of this linked by Rodney Dill.]

Congratulations, Mrs. Campbell!


Now here's a line for you cats to scratch at:

Since the polls aren't helping the Obama campaign anymore, they...


  1. ...created a special poll tax, which was oddly unpopular among older blacks.

  2. . . . no longer consider poll takers as having a job, an acceptable increase of the unemployment percentage.

    . . . overemphasize the only poll that matters is the one everyone participates in on election day.

    . . . have been revoked of their Obamacare waivers.

  3. ...they've decided to enlist the Lithuanians.

  4. ... sent Joe Biden out to say, "Don't worry; the Poles will come around."

    ... will have Eric Holder make doubly sure to send out more black panthers to ensure there is no "voter suppression" of "his people" on election day.

    ... blamed it on a video

    ... asked Bill Clinton what he thought. Clinton immediately perked up and said, "Polls? You mean poles? With strippers? We get binders of women AND poles with women?"

  5. a great view of the underside of the bus.

  6. I love winning, makes me feel like i'm winning.

  7. I love winning, makes me feel like i'm winning.

  8. I love winning, makes me feel like i'm winning.