Tuesday, October 30, 2012

October Surprise Election Countdown: 7

For the 8th Surprise of October Obama Gave to Me:
White House insiders have reported that a furious Michelle was threatening to leave the President for good after the first Presidential debate when she found him ‘prepping’ for the next debate alone in the Oval Office with Selma Hayek.  He claims he had invited her over to discuss the economic theories in her book, The Road to Serfdom.  While that did assuage Michelle, it does not explain why Matt Damon, Bill Mahar and Janeane Garafalo were trussed in the closet dressed as JFK, Marilyn Monroe and Oscar the Grouch, respectively.


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