Monday, October 1, 2012

Why My Job Is Hard

As a world famous and award winning blogger (my mom gives me lots of trophies) it’s a wonder how I can keep up my break neck pace of blogging.  I mean think about it, my job entails me taking other peoples hard work, and then rewriting those stories into my own words so I’m not breaking the law.  Hopefully one day Keln can sign one of those multi million dollar Huffpo style deals, and he’ll break me off a few because he’s not a jerk like Arianna.

Well he is a jerk, but he’s not a jerk like her.

So imagine my surprise when everyone starts reporting that Ohio of all places isgoing to be a key battleground state for the presidential race.  Ohio, how does that happen?  Ohio is home to just north of 11 and a half million people, all of whom make their money by selling produce on the road side.

Ohio Fun Fact:
Ohio has more car graveyards than actual cars, making it the 3rd largest industry in the state.

Ohio has had many claim’s to fame over the years.  Great Lakes brewery, the Cleveland Indians for like 3 years in the 90’s.  Part of the Avengers was shot there, and lets not forget a river so polluted it caught fire.

So, if you think about it, not much at all.