Friday, November 16, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: New 30 State Country

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called...


#5 g: ...No Trespassing.

#4 Kerkat: ...Freedom Utopia. “Where are you from?” “I’m from F.U.”

#3 FormerHostage: ...Seceded Territories Forever United (STFU).

#2 Rodney Dill: ...Nobamaland.

And the best punchline goes to NoMoBama:

30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called racist, obviously.

Congratulations, NoMoBama!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

The Obama administration is proposing a new national animal...the unicorn! The magical animal that would have solved all of the nation's problems...if only the greedy corporations hadn't polluted their environment and evil republicans didn't hunt them to extinction.

Congratulations Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

Now that Hostess has been defeated, Michelle...

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  2. ...will have to let Obama eat Little Debbie's treats.

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    1. Sorry Rodney, Keln is pretty crazy about bad words. I can't even elude to them in my posts.

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    2. Sorry Rodney, I try to keep it PG around here. Your comment was funny and could easily be made PG. Try again!

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  3. ... won't have to compete against the HoHo's

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  5. will lose 1 dress size and 2 butt sizes.

    (I do stretch the envelope from time to time, but I also do try to stay within the level of propiety required for each site. Hope this one is better.)

    Did I have a fourth or was that a double post?

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    1. (never mind I still had the browser window open to the double post)

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  6. ...said, "at least I can keep my Ding Dongs, Barry and Joe."

    (should have been 'propriety' above, typeo)

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  7. Will put Twinkie the Kid's head on a pike outside the White House

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  8. ...can always console Barak with some Devil Dogs.

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  9. ...has warned the next CIA director not to stick his Ding Dong where it doesn't belong... Right next to the First Lady's coffee mug, cause you know she's going to eat it.

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  10. Now that Hostess has been defeated, Michelle... will unveil her secret stash of 10,000 twinkie boxes, starting price $100 a cake.

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  11. ...millions of us...errrr I mean those unlucky guys will lose hope of the promised ding dong subsidy. Word is that they were to stay home on election day for it to arrive. Stupid UPS man never showed up either.

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