Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Gift

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...The “Present” present. (You push the button, and it says ‘Present’).

#4 D***Cat: ...The new Obama Bow-Flex machine. It doesn’t strengthen any part of you – it just makes you more flexible for easier bowing to foreign despots.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...A pre-constructed lego set, because you didn’t build that.

#2 CTCompromise: ...is a DIY birth certificate kit.

And the best punchline goes to tomg51:

The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift is the wookie-leg lamp.

Congratulations tomg51!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

Rahm Emmanuel said that everyone should do things the "Chicago Way": 'all your dead relatives vote democrat, and if you don't vote democrat, some of your living relatives soon will...CAPISCE?'

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:

When they went to exhume Yasser Arafat's body, they found...


  1. Replies
    1. That was the first one I thought of as well.

    2. I live north of Detroit, they still keep digging for him here occasionally.

  2. Lipstick marks from Christiane Amanpour

  3. an open entrance to hell

  4. The Tall Man (Phantasm Movie) shoveling dirt onto the grave mumbling "You can keep him...too much competition."

  5. ...him buried in Hello Kitty pajamas.

    ...claw marks on the inside of the coffin.

    ...nothing, except a note saying "Mossad was Here."

  6. ...what they were really after, a whole box of Hostess Twinkies and a Ding Dong.

    ...he was now kinda Yasser Arabony.

    ...out that really is the only way to get rid of that smell.